#1 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-09-04 18:17:25

DAE notice that, all of a sudden, it's SEPTEMBER?!

That means that there's 13 days left until launch.

Or, as I'd like to put it, one week and six days until I quit my job, lock my dog in the closet and pull all the blinds shut. I'll be hermit-ized for no less than a month, or however long it takes for 100% completion, whichever comes first.

I've already stocked up on Bagel Bites, Hot Pockets, beer, coke, cheeba, chips, cookies and popcorn. Anything else I should stock up on?

#2 The Roof » Healthcare in America » 2013-09-03 22:17:24

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Every single fucking time I ask "how much is this going to cost me", whether I mean it as "how much are you billing my insurance" or "how much will I owe out of pocket for this procedure", the answers always come back vague and mildly implicate someone else.

Por ejemplo:

"Well I can't tell you how much we will charge because THEY will have to create a separate invoice and billiable amount for the procedure THEY might need to complete. And I can't even begin to give you an estimate until after THEY send us THEIR bill."

So, I ask, "who is they?". I get a name. I call up, get a quote, call the original doctor back.

"So, I know how much THEY will charge. Now how much will YOU charge?!"

"Well that depends on the results that THEY give us."


"Oh, a standard office visit runs $275, but could change if blah blah blah..."

Don't even get me started on how annoying it is that a problem with my TMJ (SOMETHING THAT IS NOT IN MY MOUTH FOR FUCK'S SAKE) is somehow "dental" and not "medical" so, while the diagnosis of my problem is covered by my (very expensive) health insurance, the actual corrective procedures for this problem are not.

Hence why I want to know how much all of this will fucking cost - I'm not going broke fixing something I can self-medicate with pain pills. Can I float this on my credit cards? Do I need to take out a loan? Should I try to borrow money from my father? HOW MUCH SHOULD I PLAN FOR?!

Jesus fucking Christ.

#3 Re: The Roof » Brizzy Bread » 2013-09-03 15:47:39

I don't know what I really thought Jesse might do, but I never expected him to squeal like a little bitch faggot anus muncher.

Also WTF was up with all of the characterization for Walt Jr and Marie? They never get any air time. I lol'd pretty hard at the DEA mug, though.

Now I'm dying to find out where Walt 'really lives'.

#4 Re: The Roof » Brizzy Bread » 2013-08-30 15:28:22

I watched this episode on Monday, but kept forgetting to talk about it.

Wow. So intense.

My jaw dropped when I saw Walt's "confession" and, yeah, Jesse going ape was entertaining as hell.

But we know his house doesn't burn down, so I'm itching to see what happens.

#5 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-08-30 14:14:40

sexbawks360 is the best, bro. That's obviously what I'll be playing on.

Also, got home and watched the latest trailer last night. I squealed.

#6 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-08-26 21:09:54

Says the retard who migrated from GTAF.

#7 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-08-26 17:26:10

I went to GTAF once, like ten years ago. I was curious about Cerbera's post history.

I vowed never to return.

Sounds like I made the right decision.

#8 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-08-26 14:45:56

GTAForums views GTAV negatively?!

#10 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-08-23 16:47:13

I've yet to try Max Payne 3. Max Payne 2 was such a definitive game of my childhood, I was afraid a bad sequel would ruin my memory of how awesome it was.

But it's so tempting...

#11 The Roof » I saw this on a not-so-popular website... » 2013-08-23 14:10:52

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...and thought you might think it's neat.


Also, GTAV bitches.

#12 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-08-22 14:36:41

Well we know it's going to be awesome, so there's that.

I think they've proven themselves as competent game makers - I can't remember the last time I played a Rockstar game and didn't like it.

#13 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-08-21 20:45:34

Sold out, nigga.

#15 Re: The Roof » Brizzy Bread » 2013-08-20 15:55:04


That was one hell of a cliffhanger. And one hell of an episode.

Hoobie-doobie, wow. I wonder if Jesse brings in his 'get out of jail free' card from Season 2?!

#17 Re: The Roof » Brizzy Bread » 2013-08-19 15:31:19


#18 Re: GTA » GTA V » 2013-08-19 15:26:15


#19 Re: The Roof » Chris won't make a topic about the new kid... » 2013-08-19 14:44:47

RunYaSneakers wrote:

Given the opportunity, I'd have sexual relations with that woman.  :smilewinkgrin:


#21 Re: The Roof » GTA V Bingo » 2013-08-17 20:36:49

Yeah I'm not so wrapped up in online appearances.

Needles, I think about you in the shower.


#22 Re: The Roof » GTA V Bingo » 2013-08-17 14:17:51

I miss Cerbera, he was my hero, idol and inspiration


#23 Re: The Roof » When in the fuck have I ever been unsporting? » 2013-08-17 14:17:10

Yeah bro let's do eeeeet. We have four copies of GTAV coming withing reach of us, so there won't be any shortage of opponents on my end.

And my connection speed isn't fantastic, either. So there should be a lot of hilarious clipping errors.

Oh, anyone know why my headset doesn't work? I might need to get a new one of those.

#25 Re: The Roof » GTA V Bingo » 2013-08-16 18:21:48

Sounds like you have no legal ground to stand on, honkey. YEEEEHAWWW the image stays.

If you can prove to me that it's against the rules, I will not only resize it, but I'll apologize for the infraction.

Until then, I've done nothing wrong, BITCH.


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