#1 Re: The Roof » Are we going to talk about what shit this game is now????? » 2017-06-24 17:48:21

Yeah, all that. I enjoyed it once, but all the recent added fun looking stuff is stuck behind SO MUCH FUCKING GRIND.

At least Rockstar got them to back down on OpenIV, good on them.

#3 Re: The Roof » LET US TALK FILMS » 2017-06-01 17:05:45

Was the Wally Brando scene in there? Because that means you just watched two episodes back to back. At least that's how it's aired here. They should be going to 1 episode a week, instead of two. I don't know why they'd blow four in two weeks like they have, but eh. Some of these complaints are just bizarre. You guessed the glass box would have Cooper in it? Er. Well done you, I guess? Didn't make that connection myself. The Evolution of the Arm was a fucking hilarious way to re-cast Michael J. Anderson who has become... A bit unpleasant, to say the least.

Literally my only complaint so far is that they've not gotten Coop back to his old self yet. I hope that coffee scene done did it. Speaking of which, the bit where Gordon and Albert interview Evil Coop is fucking SUPERB.

Disco, I've got an inkling you and I share very, very different TV tastes. I bloody loved Fargo. You tried to illustrate to me how terrible it was by showing off a moment I really liked, so YMMV, I suppose. I really should have gone back to that, but THERE'S TOO MUCH TV

You should probably jump on board for this. I keep telling you, you'll love all the dancing Texan accents.

Holy shit, even the Saint of Killers is played by a Scot. Superb.

#4 Re: The Roof » LET US TALK FILMS » 2017-05-31 15:55:47

Each episode is an hour long though.

I'll admit it's been slow paced, but filler? All the first four episodes flew by for me, none of it felt like filler. Even Wally Brando, who is great and the best.

#5 Re: The Roof » LET US TALK FILMS » 2017-05-18 21:13:56

I went to see xXx on a date. Nobody was there except us. We started pissing about, running up and down the aisles like a pair of children after a certain point because it was pretty shite. Later on in the evening, we ended up in the area of town beneath the shopping center where all the homeless people slept. Was a pretty weird night out.

#6 The Roof » LET US TALK FILMS » 2017-05-17 21:28:52

Maindrian
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Anybody seen Alien: Covenant yet? Come on, guys, I want to talk about it at length with much pretentious over-analysis and why I think it's great. Except for the one bit I didn't find great, but hey ho.

That's a recommendation, btw.

#8 Re: The Roof » Pssst » 2017-03-16 16:17:39

Been getting ill on and off for the past month since I banged my knee. Just coughs and sneezes and dribbling nostrils and sore throat and FUCK OFF. My sister reckons it's hay fever. I reckon it's her snotty kids.

Feeling a lot better after last weekend though.

Also, I'm playing the first three Silent Hills because The Evil Within was such a shoddy knock off, I wanted to play the real thing.

#9 Re: The Roof » Pssst » 2017-03-10 12:30:35

The Evil Within would have made you even sicker.

#10 Re: The Roof » Pssst » 2017-03-09 17:08:49

I mean, while we're just complaining about random shit, why was The Evil Within SO FUCKING BAD.

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"HAY BUDDY, IT'S ME PYRAMID HE-ER, 'SAFE' HEAD (ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DO NOT STEAL), I REPRESENT LIKE, THE MAIN VILLAIN'S ANGER AT PEOPLE FINDING OUT HIS SECRETS OR SOMETHING. HOPE YOU LIKE THE DECOR, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE STARING AT IT FOR THE NEXT FEW HOURS. IT'S SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKY."

This came out in the same month as Alien Isolation, it's baffling how huge the quality divide is.

#12 Re: The Roof » Happy new year! » 2017-01-10 12:17:18

AdminX wrote:

Motherfuckers trynna censor me

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#13 Re: The Roof » Happy new year! » 2017-01-03 03:51:54

My new years resolution is to kick you into traffic.

#14 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-28 21:44:57

OMFG, don't bother with Falskaar, holy shit, these dumb bastard characters.

*having just murdered an entire army*
"OH NO, THE VILLAIN AND A FEW MORE PEOPLE."
"YES IT IS I, THE VILLAIN, BECAUSE EVERYBODY SAYS I AM THE VILLAIN. ALSO I HAVE AN ANVIL ON MY SHOULDER. GIVE ME THE MCGUFFIN."
"OKAY, I WILL, I CAN'T WIN THIS FIGHT."
"HA HA HA PSYCHE. LATER LOSER."
*villain rides away with important thing, fight happens anyway*

#15 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-27 19:04:47

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I don't know who any of you people are any more.

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#16 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-23 18:27:12

I'm glad you're liking it. I liked the plot very much, felt quite sad when I broke through into that hidden room and found the old owner on the bed. It's shocking how much better the writing in a lot of mods is compared to the main game. When you get it filled, do a few armory screenshots...

I'm now in Falskaar. I think the best and worst thing you can say about it is that it's... More Skyrim. Lots more land to explore, but also the same shitty mission structure and shoddy voice acting. I can see how this got the guy a job at Bungie doing designs for Destiny though.

If there's any justice in the world, the guys who made Clockwork and Forgotten City should both be working in the industry now.

#17 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-19 05:24:08

I know, right? You do get sent back and forth quite a bit and it is a bit of a slog up and down, but it's well worth it in the end. That machine is a superb bit of kit.

#18 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-18 19:15:34

Alternate Start: Live Another Life? Yes! I started the game in the midst of a shipwreck, 'twas most exciting.

But course I've not gone with the imperials. I hate both them and the Stormcloaks. I want everybody to die. Especially the fucking thieves guild. Bunch of twats.

#19 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-17 21:13:48

No, no, I'm sorry, that's BULLSHIT.

I wouldn't be seen dead in Windhelm.

#20 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-16 20:11:06

Of course, Frostfall! I have that in my load order along with Campfire, but I decided I'd leave them deactivated and save them for a later playthrough. Regarding the quest objectives, I have one called "The Choice is Yours", where you can basically tell people to fuck off if you don't like the mission and it doesn't go into your quest log until you decide you want to take it on. Saves quite a lot of irritation, but still don't like the writing overall.

My New Vegas and Morrowind load orders are similar to your Skyrim one. I do have a hell of an addiction to modding up Bethesda games.

#21 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-16 18:29:30

I am on adventures DT! Skyrim Special Edition's exactly what I'm playing now!

The writing is fucking terrible, mind you. I've come across so many stupid, stupid missions that don't make any sense.

Still, mods. I can see you're modding too, because I don't recognise the backpack and cape combo. I recommend "Clockwork", it's a housemod with a lovely story and a cool Dark Souls-esque dungeon crawl to go with it. Falskaar and Forgotten City are great as well.

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'DAT ARMORY

#22 Re: The Roof » This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit. » 2016-12-15 21:12:30

Just can't play Online anymore. Everything's so expensive and the only surefire way towards money that doesn't involve grinding FOREVER is the heists. Which, you know, kind of aren't that fun. Especially not when you're like, thirty seconds away from pulling off that big prison score when the dumb fucking cunt flying the plane suddenly can't figure out how to escape some police helicopters, flies in a circle for ten minuites and then quits out. Then you try it again and some other CUNT decides to quit as soon as you start.

My key to fun in GTA Online was this; I have voice chat turned on. I wait for the first person to use either the word "nigger" or the word "faggot" and they're my target for the next half an hour. Stalk them. Wait for just the right moment. Snipe them and listen to the resulting torrent of abuse. Drop them a text, like; "later babe", then leave.

CS:GO's voice chat is less shitty and obnoxious and soul destroying than GTA's.

#24 Re: The Roof » The only things that matter in life are nugs, chillin and grindage. » 2016-11-28 17:24:38

I swear to god, I'm going to punch you in the dick. Biodome is a colossal turd and you know it.

I think Hirst almost slit his wrists because of it. I know I started wondering what bleach tasted like.

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