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Post 21 | New
Posted July 9th, 2003. Updated July 9th, 2003
Sektor
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"You want the chainsaw, gringo?" - cubans GTA3

Yes I want the f*cking chainsaw but had to wait until VC.

Is there any comment in VC about chainsaws?

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Post 22 | New
Posted July 9th, 2003
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lol what makes me laugh is if you do the blow all cars cheat in GTA3, you get some old ladies who'll go 'i never seen that before'
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Posted July 9th, 2003
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I was walking down he street in VC and heard some guy yell "Tommy, you want you table?" I might have missed understood him but thats what it sounded like. And another while I was walking down the street a guy yelled sounding like Pastor Richards. I didn't understand what he said either. I some others but can't remember them.
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Posted July 9th, 2003
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It was one of the builders who said, "weres my dame tool?" and by TOOL he means penis!lol

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Posted July 11th, 2003
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This ones good:

"Can You Tell Me The Way Back To Staunton Island"

Spoke by a woman(oldish). I heard it up north near the Mall.
Post 26 | New
Posted July 16th, 2003
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    		When you get arrested in GTA3, sometimes the cop will say "Anything you say is shit!" There is also a fat old lady near the airport that says "It's baby fat. Haven't lost it yet."

    From GTA:VC, one of the old ladies by the golf course says "Excuse you young man!" in a rather funny voice.
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    Posted July 16th, 2003
    TCMSoccer
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    		In VC i was beeing chased and a cop said " I would get you, if I hadn't eatn doughnuts.
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    Posted July 16th, 2003. Updated July 16th, 2003
    RunYaSneakers
    does this thing work?

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    		I was creeping around a corner in my Black Sentinal about to blast a clip in a prostitute when some guy went up to her. They were conversing and she said " I'll be more then a friend, amigo" she then said "That's way to small" he said "What?!?" banged her in the face and chased after her. I drove off, slowly, laughing.

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    Posted July 16th, 2003
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    		TCMSoccer On 09/07/2003 @ 09:28:26 wrote:
    I was walking down he street in VC and heard some guy yell "Tommy, you want you table?" I might have missed understood him but thats what it sounded like.
    Not sure, but he might have said "You want to tango" or "You want to tangle", as if to provoke a fight.
    Personally, for sheer inexplicability, I dig the Haitian's "I will cut your soul like a spider!"

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    Posted July 17th, 2003
    LiberateYourMind
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    		my favorite is a big fat lady on GTA3 that says  something like "Where is the nearest restaurant, and how do i get there?"

    In GTA: VC dont have one 8(

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    Post 31 | New
    Posted July 18th, 2003
    vash
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    		some old guy in vc said" exuse me" and then farted!

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    I had a nightmare believe me when i tell you nobody ever dies in there dreams. so, too all of us here and vash rememder, the light at the end of the tunnel..may be you, GOODNITE!
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    regards to RYS for the signature
    Post 32 | New
    Posted August 3rd, 2003
    DJ_Grayman
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    		I'm the Pole Positon o fat man says
    'aha aha aha aha aha aha (then he farts) sorry' biggrin

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    Post 33 | New
    Posted August 3rd, 2003
    Mr V
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    		GTA3 "Ooh look at me i`m drippin"

    And the medics are singing songs that are on the radio in GTA3.
    Post 34 | New
    Posted August 3rd, 2003
    Stringy
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    		i heard a new favourite, as i got busted(so ashamed) some cunt said, "HaHaHa hit him again". I swear if that cop pulled his pistol outa my mouth i wudda... angry
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    Posted August 4th, 2003. Updated August 4th, 2003
    Gangsta Mick
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    		I also thought this was funny-
    So, I shoot and kill a FBI agent  uhoh  and one of the other agents says (real seriously) "Oh... your funny."

    Another time, the SWAT said, "Haha"- they just laughed at me? Wonder why- running over fellow SWAT members wouldn't seem too funny to me.  rolleyes
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    Posted August 4th, 2003. Updated August 5th, 2003
    Forty Seven
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    		One time I bumped into a guy in a blue suit, and he said in a snooty voice "It's natural eel."

    I like it when the construction workers say "Watch it! I've got the death grip!"

    Sometimes the black criminals in striped coats say "Hey, watch the geri curls!"

    Another one; Some guy said "I'm late for an appointment " in this proud happy voice
    Post 37 | New
    Posted August 4th, 2003
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      		In Little Havanna I heard some guy saying "Im the official Teta (booby) inspector".
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      Posted August 4th, 2003
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      		"taxi drivers must die!"

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      Post 39 | New
      Posted August 9th, 2003
      Forty Seven
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      		One time I stole a car from someone, and Tommy said "Tomorrow you'll be laughing about this."
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      Posted September 20th, 2003
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        		gotta love those gay builders

        And I love the taxi drivers must die song.
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