| Post 41 | New | Posted August 9th, 2004 |
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| Alfadog beats eating it 
| Some people I know were driving along a bridge, and a pelican flew over, and shat all over their windscreen. Greasy shit (literally), windscreen wipers do no good. They just smear it around. Luckily though, they stopped the car, and did not die. But for the sake of the story, they swerved around a bit, and drove off the bridge into the water, and drowned. The end. ------------------  |