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Posted April 12th, 2006
2na
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Good Day,
 
Please accept my sincere apologizes if my email does not
meet your business or personal ethics. I will first introduce myself as
Mr. Bob, a staff in the Private Clients Section of a well-known bank,
here in London, England.

One of our accounts, with holding balance of
?15,000,000 (Fifteen Million Pounds Sterling) has been dormant and last
operated four years ago. From my investigations, the owner of the said
account, a foreigner by name John Shumejda died on the 4th of January
2002 in a plane crash in Birmingham; for details on the crash you can
view this CNN website edition.cnn.
com/2002/WORLD/europe/01/04/england.plane/ for details on the tragic
crash.

Since then, nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of
this money, as he has no family member that has any knowledge as to the
existence of either the account or the funds; and also Information from
the National Immigration also states that he was single on entry into
the UK.
 
I have confidently discussed this issue with some of the bank
officials and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal
with. We therefore propose to do business with you, standing in as the
next of kin of these funds from the deceased and funds released to you
after necessary processes have been followed.

This transaction is
totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does
not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal
act.

On your interest, let me hear from you. For convenience purposes,
I can also be reached at me@bobhunter0.wanadoo.co.uk

Warm Regards,

Mr. Bob

DISCLAIMER:
This message contains confidential information and
is intended only for specified addressee. If you are not the named
addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail.
The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or
omissions in the contents of this message, which arise as a result of e-
mail transmission. Please note that we reserve the right to monitor and
read any emails sent and received under the telecommunications (Lawful
Business Practice) (Interception of Communications) Regulations 2000.

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Well I finaly got one!  Wow they really don't try in these things my bet it is some crazy Indian on the other end who can only speak in broken English.

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Posted April 12th, 2006
ameer
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2na wrote:
my bet it is some crazy Indian on the other end who can only speak in broken English.

It's your own fault for giving me your email address in the first place.

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Posted April 12th, 2006
Will
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Ahahaha. I really want one now as well.

And the picture on CNN story doesn't work. Dissapointing.

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Posted April 12th, 2006
Alfadog
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One s, two p's.

And that email was quite good. I keep getting business ones lately - it's really annoying because with titles like "JOB OFFER" I get my hopes up, since I am also applying for jobs right now ..  ..

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Posted April 12th, 2006
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2na wrote:
This transaction is
totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does
not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal
act.


Sounds like a sweet deal, what could go wrong?

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Posted April 12th, 2006
Meklo
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I still think the, "I am a Zimbabwean prince, please dontae $1 to help me overthrow the terrible tyrrany here" email that I got was the best I've seen.

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Posted April 12th, 2006
Needles
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Find out the bank... I'll take a road trip to visit, check if this geezer is for real, if he's not, i'll open-hand slap him and leave a hand print on his head and go home...

Though, If he is, i'll split the cash with you!

Needles

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Posted April 12th, 2006
Gokhan
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Just go to each major bank in London and ask for a 'Mr Bob'. Can't be too many around.

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Posted April 13th, 2006
Will
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Alfadog wrote:
One s, two p's.


Ta!

Set up a new account, and have them inform you of any money that comes in...

when it does, TAKE IT! And flee with it. If not... one empty account... not like they can steal from it.

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Posted April 13th, 2006
2na
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There is one important aspect your not taking into the equation guys.  I am very lazy.

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Posted April 13th, 2006
Lobster Martin
hi

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Will wrote:
Alfadog wrote:
One s, two p's.


Ta!

Set up a new account, and have them inform you of any money that comes in...

when it does, TAKE IT! And flee with it. If not... one empty account... not like they can steal from it.


What's the point?

Going to all the effort of setting up an account that's going to be useless to you.

Fucking waste of time, really.
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Posted April 13th, 2006
Cerbera
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Evilest Spammer wrote:
Hey Family!

Just wanted to write you, and let you know, how the degree program I tried=
 out went.
Well, six weeks later, I graduated, finished & received my Masters Degree =
with no study required and %100 verifiable.

Yeah mom, I know you and Dad doubted it at first, but this turned out to b=
e %100 legit. This opportunity was given to me because of the professional=
 experience and previous course work I had accumulated.

I=92m so excited mom and dad, this was a life altering opportunity & for o=
nce in my life I took advantage of it.

I already have jobs, that wouldn=92t have given me a chance before, now th=
ey are calling off the hook! This really is a godsend.

Tell Susan and Cousin Joey that they better hurry up and call that # I gav=
e them the other day.

Again these are the degrees they offer, BA, BSC, MA, MSC, MBA and PhD, and=
 the number to call is 1-813-436-5335, tell them to leave a brief message =
with their name, the degree they are interested in and their day and eveni=
ng phone numbers. They will contact you soon after,

Anyway, much love, and tell the rest of the family I said hello

Love,
Your son,

Len

P.s.
Mom, why don=92t you send this email to a few of your friends? My professo=
r told me that if we send over referrals the school can give us a scholars=
hip.
The number to call is 1-813-436-5335 :-)
Oh, look, someone I've never communicated with accidentally sent an e-mail to me.  Oh well, guess I'll make the most of this unexpected opportunity and give that company a call.  It's not like they'll use the number I leave for telemarketing scams!

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Posted April 15th, 2006
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euromillioninfo@yahoo.co.uk wrote:
You can now email me at: euromillioninfos@yahoo.co.uk

YOU HAVE WON/CONTACT YOUR CLAIM AGENT!!!


LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION/ EMAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES (ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT MR.RAY KARL WILLIAMS EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY AGENCY)

Ref. Number: 3-5-8-10-44-3-5 Batch Number: 3-10-17-24-GF -27

DATE: 10/04/2006

Sir/Madam

We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Euromillions Lottery Winners International programs held on Friday the 17th of March 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number TLU8-54-18-70-3-5-2 with serial number BF21-15-9-45-11 drew lucky numbers 10-15-10-6-30-61 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been

approved for a lump sum pay out of US$ 1000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!



Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 25,000 company and 40,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years. This lottery, was promoted by the software corporation and president of e-lottery/euro millions to compensate some few individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that with part of your winning you will take part in our next year ?50 million international lottery.



To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL AGENT:

Mr. Ray Karl Williams of EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY AGENCY.

TEL: +32-485-982-994

Email: euromillioninfos@netscape.net



Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 29th of April 2006. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all Correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address

do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.



Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Sincerely,

Mrs.Vanessa Thomas.

(Lottery Coordinator)

N.B

To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL AGENT:

Mr. Ray Karl Williams of EUROMILLIONS LOTTERY AGENCY.

TEL: +32-485-982-994

Email: euromillioninfos@netscape.net



- Euromillions Lottery International


Holely shit, I won the lottery. Now 2na and I can retire with all the money we have.

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Posted April 15th, 2006
2na
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Hahaha!

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Posted October 19th, 2006
2na
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR BOTH OF US <steven_ri48@hotmail.com>
Reply to: mrsteven_ri1@myway.com
Subject :  GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU REPLY BACK

FROM:  MR. STEVEN RICHARD
MY DIRECT PHONE NUMBER:  +27-83-953-3564.
                                                                
Attn: MD,
 
Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics. I will introduce myself as MR. STEVEN RICHARD, a staff in the accounts management section in (Standard Bank Of South Africa), here in South Africa.
 
This is the detail of what I want you to assist me in doing, One of our accounts with holding balance of US$25,000.000.00 (Twenty Five Million United States Dollars) has been dormant and has not been operated for the past four (6) years. From my investigations and confirmations, the owner of this account, a foreigner by name (Mr. Kurt Kahle) died in July, 2000, For more Informations see BBC News On: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
 
And since then nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money because he has no family members who are aware of the existence of neither the account nor the funds.  I have secretly discussed this matter with a senior official of this company and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with. We thus propose to do business with you, standing in as the next of kin of these funds from the deceased and funds released to you after due processes have been followed.
 
Noted that in percentage you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer while 65% will be for my partners and me.
 
Please you have been advised to keep top secret and noted that this transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act. On receipt of your response I will furnish you with detailed clarification as it relates to this mutual benefit transaction, I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible if you are interested and with your trust. And also furnish me with the following information?s.
 
For us to proceed, you have to urgently send to me the following information?s because these are the information's required to obtain all legal documents needed to establish you as the next of kin and legal beneficiary of the fund.  To get the required approval for the release and transfer of the fund to your bank account.
 
YOUR FULL NAMES...................
YOUR TEL NUMBERS...............
YOUR FAX NUMBERS..........
YOUR COUNTRY......................
YOUR OCCUPATION................
YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS???.....
 
As soon as i receive the above information?s, i will clarify you more on this transaction.
  
GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU REPLY BACK.
 
Mr. Steven Richard.
My Direct Phone Number:  +27-83-953-3564.

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My reply:

HELLO IS THIS THE INTERNET?!

Lets hope he bites.

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Posted October 20th, 2006
Alfadog
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Aw, should have asked for 70%  smilewinkgrin

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