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I don't know about you, but I'd like to see a GTA that has all of the GTA people and locations in one game. It could span several decades, and have time travel. You could choose any GTA person you want, and travel to liberty city, vice city, and SA at will. biggrin 

Anyone else have any ideas?
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I'd like to see a gta game where you're character creates fake id's such as pinny and posts on forums pretending to be new members for the hilarity of it. shy

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I want a GTA game where you don't actually comit any crime. Instead, you wake up at 7, eat breakfast, get washed and ready and go to work in your office. There, you do lots of work for a large company, typing up generic documents. If you get bored with this job, you can quit and when you do swear at the boss. Then, you buy something for supper on the way home. You spend the night finding a new job, out of many availible from all professions. You have to find one before you run out of money or you are stuck as a homeless guy.

I also want a GTA game where you play as a cop. You get to be hopelessly inept like the GTA cops and drive into each other and run each other over, and also get stuck in random bits of scenery.

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GTA: Japan
GTA in Japan and your character is called Mega Steal Man and also you steal hats to get points.

Grand Theft Manual
Remake of GTA3 with an impossibly awkward to use manual gear system including clutch.

Gollywog Theft Auto
Remake of GTA:SA where CJ is a comically large-headed gollywog with stripey trousers and a bow tie.

GTA: Mike Mareen Punches a Prostitute
Set in 1988, starring Mike Mareen, and you punch a prostitute.

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I would like to see more assassination missions and easter eggs.
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lol.

R* seriously need to hire touge.

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GTA: Chevy Chase.

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shorty wrote:
I don't know about you, but I'd like to see a GTA that has all of the GTA people and locations in one game. ........ and travel to liberty city, vice city, and SA at will. biggrin 


I like this part of his idea, but only with a top down environment.

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I want grand theft manual! DAMN YOU

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I want rockstar to fire the guys that do the textures and hire someone who uses more colours then grey and brown.

God GTA:SA is so pale and flat.

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Eh? Don't forget the green bits!

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What about gta pensioner, where you play a riled oap on her way to the collecter he pension. She hit's the young hooligans and the youth of today out of the way with her aymmerframe and tramples people to death under her mobility scooter, collects her pension and then goes back home in time for some nice tea and biscuits. Don't cross her though, or she'll feed you to her guenia pigs. You can even poke people with your walking stick and peer in to perv through people's windows while upstairs on a double decker bus. Get a gang of old people to support you and then start riots and campaigns.

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more cool ideas:

GTA: East Germany 1980: Which car should I steal today? ATrabant? or a Trabant? or maybe a Trabant, for a change? Got one! Oh no, now the Volkspolizei is chasing me!

GTA vs The Sims Terrorize the people from your own The Sims savegames! Steal their stuff, kill their friends,rape their kids! Then, load the GTA savegame back to The Sims and watch their pain.

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I'd love to see GTA - Virtual reality! Or, maybe one that uses real video footage and such instead of cartoonish animation. cool
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Fragdieb2 wrote:
GTA vs The Sims Terrorize the people from your own The Sims savegames! Steal their stuff, kill their friends,rape their kids! Then, load the GTA savegame back to The Sims and watch their pain.


Actually I think this one could work. Choose to be a civilian or a crim, it would be quite cool.

I want one where it's all online....... like WOW, but for cool people, not geeks.

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The fanbase for GTA is geekier then the fanbase for WOW games.

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2na wrote:
The fanbase for GTA is geekier then the fanbase for WOW games.


what? how? All it is is a bunch of old guys who don't even play computer games anymore, and the newbies who are all 13 year old under-parented kids.

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Xactly man.

These is your garden variety WOW nerds:

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This is your average GTA player now days:

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The 2nd is a far more irritating geek.

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I'd spank the chick in the middle.

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Ah yeah ok I see what you mean. The top ones are far more geekier and weird, but the bottom "dude" is a thousand times more annoying. I mean, I'm annoyed just looking athim! And that yankee flag in teh background, URErghghh

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