That Shit Touge ^____________^;;
- Joined: Jun '03
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| - Immediate halt to all immigration, followed by a strict Australia-style points system - Deportation of all asylum seekers, including ones in countries deemed too dangerous to return - no opportunity to accept any further ones - Assessment of all immigrants arrived in the last 10 years, any who have picked up British criminal records in their time here to be deported to country of origin regardless of crime made, any with criminal history abroad to be deported also - Deportation of all foreign criminals after sentence is served here, no re-entry - End of acts to force all government and local government documents to be available in foreign languages - Opt-out of Human Rights Act - End all ties with European Union and offer trading incentives to individual countries inside and outside of Europe - End "Strictly Come Dancing" - Tax incentives for new and existing British manufacturing industries - Tax doubled on all foreign-owned business (including British businesses owned by a foreign group) - Tax increased on businesses outsourcing parts to foreign countries deemed viable to be done here (e.g. foreign call centres, foreign manufacturing) - Motorway speed limits to become variable based on a system of overhead signs, long stretches to become unlimited, with more motorway police to counter any idiotic driving, limits to be strictly enforced particularly in case of temporary limits due to roadworks - Speed cameras abolished and replaced with more traffic police - National anthem changed to "Long live Britain, rulers of the world, crush all our enemies, drive them into the sea" - Assessment of all people unemployed and claiming benefits for more than 6 months - Assessment of all people claiming disability allowance, frequent checks to be made by doctors to continue claiming this and viability of adapting workplaces to accomodate their needs checked and confirmed - Reintroduction of British Empire, check viability of taking back India and Australia - All illegal drugs to become A-Class with jail sentences for posession as well as dealing - Euthanasia legalised (particularly for Jim Davidson) - Homosexuality not to be taught in schools with positive connotations, private education for those who need it only - Most crime sentences doubled, many more maximum security prisons to be built - End of all non-maximum security prisons/hostels etc. and replace with hard manual labour (e.g. rock-breaking) and shame, no television and outside comforts - Criminals to be assessed at end of punishment/jail sentence as to the viability of them re-offending, if there is a moderate chance of them re-offending sentence to be continued with further assessments each year duration until criminal deemed fit to release into society - Persistent criminals to be permanently jailed, serious offenders considered for "The Running Man" - Transport and utilities to be taken back under government control - Re-introduction of "Bullseye" with Jim Bowen - Free public transport anywhere within UK, both short and long-distance - Rolling tax exemption re-introduced for older vehicles - End of all child benefit - Free education and services for first child only, further children to incur gradual tax for services used - Schemes put in place to reduce average birth rate per couple to below 2 to slowly reduce population - Death penalty for being a goth ------------------
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