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Post 1 \| New	Posted August 19th, 2006
Will Shovel Headed Kill Machine Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,473	Anyone else seen it yet? It was pretty good, as a blatant pisstake. Quite amusing at points. Quote of the film: "I'm fed up with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane." Yeah, go see it. Its what you expect it to be. Amusing, action, etc. Don't want to give to much away. ------------------ -My site got deleted-

Post 2 \| New	Posted August 19th, 2006
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	I shall be on pay day. As a lover of B-movie clag, it's my divine calling. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 3 \| New	Posted August 19th, 2006
orange juice Joined: Jun '04 Posts: 120	i couldn't stop laughing when i saw the trailer

Post 4 \| New	Posted August 19th, 2006
Needles Drinks Fucking Tea! Joined: Jan '99 Posts: 2,239 Type: Moderator	I should ban anyone who likes a film about snakes being on a plane... COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!! If you were the driver of a plane, and there were a load of angry snakes on board, you'd land the bastard and get the fuck off that plane quicksharp... Why would you keep flying... Needles ------------------ Drink Tea Anonymous wrote: Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England. (note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)

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Posted August 19th, 2006

Needles
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I should ban anyone who likes a film about snakes being on a plane...
COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!! If you were the driver of a plane, and there were a load of angry snakes on board, you'd land the bastard and get the fuck off that plane quicksharp...
Why would you keep flying...

Needles

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Anonymous wrote:

Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England.

(note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)

Post 5 \| New	Posted August 19th, 2006
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	Yes, that would be the non-ironic take on things. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 6 \| New	Posted August 19th, 2006
Needles Drinks Fucking Tea! Joined: Jan '99 Posts: 2,239 Type: Moderator	Word... My post was not a joke... Infact, I might just banz0r fans of this film... REALISM IS THE KEY!!! Needles ------------------ Drink Tea Anonymous wrote: Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England. (note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)

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Posted August 19th, 2006

Needles
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Word...
My post was not a joke... Infact, I might just banz0r fans of this film...
REALISM IS THE KEY!!!

Needles

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Anonymous wrote:

Post 7 \| New	Posted August 19th, 2006
2na Beans, eating it! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: -97,249	Hell jeah I will be seeing this. ------------------ I hope you like me and I fit in with your life.

Post 8 \| New	Posted August 20th, 2006. Updated August 20th, 2006
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	HOLY SHIT, IT WAS SO GOOD I have never been SO INTO a movie EVERYBODY in the theater was applauding and laughing throughout. It was just ridiculous and awesome and amazing. Go see it now. QUALITY entertainment. I honestly with more movies were that enjoyable. Any and all questions about this movie can be answered with the following sentence: A girl's exposed tit gets bitten off. ------------------

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Posted August 20th, 2006. Updated August 20th, 2006

ameer
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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS SO GOOD

I have never been SO INTO a movie

EVERYBODY in the theater was applauding and laughing throughout.

It was just ridiculous and awesome and amazing.

Go see it now. QUALITY entertainment. I honestly with more movies were that enjoyable.

Any and all questions about this movie can be answered with the following sentence:

A girl's exposed tit gets bitten off.

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Post 9 \| New	Posted August 20th, 2006
2na Beans, eating it! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: -97,249	SOLD! Also: ------------------ I hope you like me and I fit in with your life.

Post 10 \| New	Posted August 20th, 2006
scully designated drinker Joined: Feb '03 Posts: -57	But the idea of having snakes on plane is so ridiculous. [/sp] ------------------ Gone to the roof

Post 11 \| New	Posted August 20th, 2006
Will Shovel Headed Kill Machine Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,473	scully wrote: But the idea of having snakes on plane is so ridiculous. [/sp] I've seen far, far, fucking worse ideas for films that have come out better. :p ------------------ -My site got deleted-

Post 12 \| New	Posted August 20th, 2006
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	I actually remember scoffing at The Matrix as Johnny Mnemonic 2. Shame they had to take that on board for the sequels. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 13 \| New	Posted August 20th, 2006
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	scully wrote: But the idea of having snakes on plane is so ridiculous. [/sp] That's why it's been a big internet joke for nearly the past year. ------------------

Post 14 \| New	Posted August 22nd, 2006
Deleted Member	ridiculous

Post 15 \| New	Posted August 22nd, 2006
2na Beans, eating it! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: -97,249	I saw the trailer a little while back I can?t believe the serious action movie spin they put on it, the deep voice over announcing ?Snakes, On -- A, Plane? made it sound a whole stupid I have to admit. ------------------ I hope you like me and I fit in with your life.

Post 16 \| New	Posted August 23rd, 2006
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	The serious action movie angle is what makes it so entertaining, though. It isn't a comedy at all. The movie takes itself seriously, but it's so ridiculous and stupid you just have to laugh. ------------------

Post 17 \| New	Posted August 23rd, 2006
RoadKill I'm here, sort of. Not much. Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 168	Needles wrote: I should ban anyone who likes a film about snakes being on a plane... COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!! If you were the driver of a plane, and there were a load of angry snakes on board, you'd land the bastard and get the fuck off that plane quicksharp... Why would you keep flying... Needles They were across the Pacific ocean, for one! media.vgmcentral.com/motherfuckingsnakes.swf < the famous line from the film!

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Posted August 23rd, 2006

RoadKill
I'm here, sort of. Not much.

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Needles wrote:

They were across the Pacific ocean, for one!

media.vgmcentral.com/motherfuckingsnakes.swf < the famous line from the film!

Post 18 \| New	Posted August 25th, 2006
2na Beans, eating it! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: -97,249	Jesus. Well what can be said, the movie knows EXACTLY what it is from the get go, it almost immediately jumps into the thick of the action but never once takes it self seriously. Peaty good laugh, but you have to see it with a mob of mates. Highlights: Spoiler: Get off my dick, bitch! Spork? The Higheal digging into the guys ear - killing him Snake jumping out from the sick bag and biting the chick on the tounge Snake biting the tit The painfully obvious CG snakes in general Cheesy Surfboard ending ------------------ I hope you like me and I fit in with your life.

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Posted August 25th, 2006

2na
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Jesus.

Well what can be said, the movie knows EXACTLY what it is from the get go, it almost immediately jumps into the thick of the action but never once takes it self seriously.

Peaty good laugh, but you have to see it with a mob of mates.

Highlights:

Spoiler:

Get off my dick, bitch!
Spork?
The Higheal digging into the guys ear - killing him
Snake jumping out from the sick bag and biting the chick on the tounge
Snake biting the tit
The painfully obvious CG snakes in general
Cheesy Surfboard ending

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Post 19 \| New	Posted August 25th, 2006
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	It was ace. Utter bollocks, but such big, brazen, cheerful bollocks, it's great. And for such a silly pitch, the movie is thankfully not so self aware that it has to wink at you every half an hour. The reaction to "time is tissue!" was unusual. Collective "EH!?" from the audience, but otherwise, they lapped it up. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 20 \| New	Posted August 25th, 2006
Creedence! I miss Schu :( Joined: Aug '06 Posts: 6	Needles wrote: I should ban anyone who likes a film about snakes being on a plane... Best thing I have ever heard on a forum. I know Im going to like it here at Gouranga! ------------------ 10 Years of GTA Goodness!

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