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Will
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Anyone else seen it yet?

It was pretty good, as a blatant pisstake. Quite amusing at points. Quote of the film:
"I'm fed up with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane."

Yeah, go see it. Its what you expect it to be. Amusing, action, etc. Don't want to give to much away.

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I shall be on pay day. As a lover of B-movie clag, it's my divine calling.

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i couldn't stop laughing when i saw the trailer
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I should ban anyone who likes a film about snakes being on a plane...
COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!! If you were the driver of a plane, and there were a load of angry snakes on board, you'd land the bastard and get the fuck off that plane quicksharp...
Why would you keep flying...

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Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England.
(note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)
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Yes, that would be the non-ironic take on things.

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Word...
My post was not a joke... Infact, I might just banz0r fans of this film...
REALISM IS THE KEY!!!

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Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England.
(note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)
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Hell jeah I will be seeing this.

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS SO GOOD

I have never been SO INTO a movie

EVERYBODY in the theater was applauding and laughing throughout.

It was just ridiculous and awesome and amazing.

Go see it now. QUALITY entertainment. I honestly with more movies were that enjoyable.

Any and all questions about this movie can be answered with the following sentence:

A girl's exposed tit gets bitten off.

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SOLD!

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But the idea of having snakes on plane is so ridiculous. [/sp]

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scully wrote:
But the idea of having snakes on plane is so ridiculous. [/sp]


I've seen far, far, fucking worse ideas for films that have come out better. :p

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I actually remember scoffing at The Matrix as Johnny Mnemonic 2. Shame they had to take that on board for the sequels.

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scully wrote:
But the idea of having snakes on plane is so ridiculous. [/sp]

That's why it's been a big internet joke for nearly the past year.

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    ridiculous
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    I saw the trailer a little while back I can?t believe the serious action movie spin they put on it, the deep voice over announcing ?Snakes, On -- A, Plane? made it sound a whole stupid I have to admit.

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    The serious action movie angle is what makes it so entertaining, though. It isn't a comedy at all. The movie takes itself seriously, but it's so ridiculous and stupid you just have to laugh.

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    Needles wrote:
    I should ban anyone who likes a film about snakes being on a plane...
    COME ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!! If you were the driver of a plane, and there were a load of angry snakes on board, you'd land the bastard and get the fuck off that plane quicksharp...
    Why would you keep flying...

    Needles


    They were across the Pacific ocean, for one!

    media.vgmcentral.com/motherfuckingsnakes.swf < the famous line from the film!
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    Jesus.

    Well what can be said, the movie knows EXACTLY what it is from the get go, it almost immediately jumps into the thick of the action but never once takes it self seriously.

    Peaty good laugh, but you have to see it with a mob of mates.

    Highlights:

    Spoiler:
    Get off my dick, bitch!
    Spork?
    The Higheal digging into the guys ear - killing him
    Snake jumping out from the sick bag and biting the chick on the tounge
    Snake biting the tit
    The painfully obvious CG snakes in general
    Cheesy Surfboard ending


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    It was ace. Utter bollocks, but such big, brazen, cheerful bollocks, it's great. And for such a silly pitch, the movie is thankfully not so self aware that it has to wink at you every half an hour.

    The reaction to "time is tissue!" was unusual. Collective "EH!?" from the audience, but otherwise, they lapped it up.

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    Needles wrote:
    I should ban anyone who likes a film about snakes being on a plane...


    Best thing I have ever heard on a forum.  I know Im going to like it here at Gouranga!

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