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Posted June 9th, 2007
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Yeah, for those who aren't already throwing parties over this news, Paris Hilton is back in jail.

And, in a most funny fashion too.

Apparently, from what I've gathered, she wasn't planning on showing up! So ol' mister Judge sent a couple of flatfoots over to her house and dragged her ass to court. Well from then it was basically Paris crying because she feels, somehow, that drinking and driving is no biggie 'cause, well, she's fucking Paris Hilton! Oh noe!

Personally I'm glad that her sentence was put back to 45 days, and I love the judge for that.

Oo, that reminds me. I wanted to see the Paris-fan-club's point of view on the subject, so I headed on over to this plaaaace (also tried to add some comments on the site, but I think they might be moderated before they're posted :):

Stupid spoiled whore wrote:
I call an emergent campaign to overthrow the beast judge and beast prosecutor of Paris Hilton case! At least they are not suitable for her case!

They have too many presumptive and private feeling on Paris case! They have ignored the fact that Paris has symptom of mental disease and is already on the verge of breakdown. What they did seem put an innocent people into hell! They impose too many limitations on Paris. They order her must serve in a very bad condition prison and don?t allow her choose alter naive prison.

These are already beyond any normal case! I really suspect what purpose they have? Do they really want to kill innocent people with their power?

I call everybody send email to Governor, senators, upper level officials, to complain the judge and prosecutor, and ask them change different persons to manage justice!


Oh yeah, apparently she's having a mental breakdown or some bullshit like that. God, I hope that come Monday (I guess this is when her mental condition's being decided upon) nothing changes and she's still in jail...

And some'ore quotes:

'tard wrote:
that?s seriously way too much time i love u paris!


paris lovur wrote:
y was he aloud to change the sentence back to 45 days???? that is not right, and this picture of her crying in the cop car is so hard to look at yet it?s gonna be plastered everywhere for days. i mean yes she did break the law, but now this is turning into a circus?NO ONE?WHETHER YOUR FAMOUS OR NOT?DESERVES THIS KINDA TREATMENT!!!! it?s just so cruel and i agree with juicy, she should of had a judge that just looked at paris the human being and not paris the tabloid queen!!!


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Posted June 9th, 2007
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Comments? Hmmm, let me see...

Oh yes, HA HA HA HA HA.

45 days? Fucking pathetic. I just went to the newsagents and saw the teary, red faced cowbag being dragged off on the covers of all the papers... A little glow of joy went through me.

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Posted June 9th, 2007
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for those of us that don't see much of this kind of news, what actually happened?

all i know is that she was sentenced to 45 days prison for drink driving related offences (and because she had several prior offences, with no jail term)
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Oh, she tried to worm her way out of it, obviously. I hope they have big butch women where she's going. And piss in her food and stuff.

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Posted June 9th, 2007
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Actually I heard she's going to one of the more "glamorous" prisons (but that might've just been speculation). Also, I guess inmates there aren't allowed showers - but guess what? She is!

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They should just execute her.

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I'm with Touge. This "woman" is nothing more than a lamprey in a fucking dress, if i was the arresting officer it would have been worth the chiar just to cap her their and then. Obviously give a large dramatic speech about how people who offer absolutely nothing to society but take so much from it are intolerable.

I fucking hate this celebrity culture with a passion. "Oh hi, I am famous because i have inherited a lot of money and do nothing but humiliate myself publicly on a daily basis. Please cover me with nothing but praise and idolisation".

That fan site you linked to made me almost throw up when they had listed certain people as "The Elite". I'm sorry i though elite meant they were the best at something? What a total fucking pile of fucking cunt bollocks. These fuckers are candidates for eugenics if i every saw one.
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I'd probably fucker her...
Then i'd kill her...

Needles

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Dan Wei wrote:
These fuckers are candidates for eugenics if i every saw one.

 
you made an error there.. eugenics mean IMPROVING humans, what those fans should do they should win themselves darwin awards or something.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_awards

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Needles wrote:
I'd probably fucker her...
Then i'd kill her...

Needles


I'm with stupid ^

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Needles wrote:
I'd probably fucker her...
Then i'd kill her...

Needles


i'd do it, reverse order
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Posted June 9th, 2007
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Seems her fan sites can't handle criticism. My comment arguing their points was never posted. What does that say about them? haha!

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Needles wrote:
I'd probably fucker her...
Then i'd kill her...

Needles


Don't forget to take a video and sell it later.

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Posted June 10th, 2007
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Delfi wrote:
Dan Wei wrote:
These fuckers are candidates for eugenics if i every saw one.

 
you made an error there.. eugenics mean IMPROVING humans, what those fans should do they should win themselves darwin awards or something.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_awards


The wikipedia article you linked to shows this. I believe this bitch would be prime candidate for sterilising. And indeed, removal. And all those on that fucking fansite too.

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i meant eugenics as those fuckers are not worthy on life on this planet let alone the gift of reproducing. Off to the chamber with those cunts i say.... the future belongs to me!  biggrin   biggrin  laugh
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orange juice wrote:
Needles wrote:
I'd probably fucker her...
Then i'd kill her...

Needles


i'd do it, reverse order


I dont do necrophelia, and neither does this forum...
Banz0r!
Lots of love

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Posted June 10th, 2007
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Dear god, not a Paris Hilton thread.  sigh  That stupid bitch was dumb enough to get a DUI. With her money she should've had a driver to pick her drunk ass up at bars. Her license was suspended after the first DUI, and she was arrested again for driving under the influence with a suspended license. And now this shit with her in and out of jail all over the news. I hope somebody beats her ass in jail. She needs a reality check.

As far as fucking Paris goes, do you guys realize how many dicks have been in there. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

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Posted June 11th, 2007
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She's also pretty ugly when she doesn't have her face at that angle which hides her square man-style chin and big nose.

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scully wrote:

As far as fucking Paris goes, do you guys realize how many dicks have been in there. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.


A hallway for giants.

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and a sausage for an ant.



she deserves 45 days, and a
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