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Post 1 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	I started by dreaming about lots of really small wangs. I picked out a few styles that seemed to arouse me and developed them. Then I started combining them and drew sexier versions. I eventually rubbed one out which I stroked up and down, then realised it was covered in jizz artefacts. Duh. You can see the JPG version here. I then shrunk the GIF to actual size, making it a 64x64 avatar. I did some alterations using the penis and this jizzpig was the result: I made some more changes and saved it as a 1-bit jizz, which you can see here: Then made some more changes: And finally there is the version which I am currently using as my avatar. Shown here: ------------------

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Posted January 28th, 2011

ameer
cunt smasher!

Joined: Feb '03
Posts: 3,063

I started by dreaming about lots of really small wangs. I picked out a few styles that seemed to arouse me and developed them. Then I started combining them and drew sexier versions. I eventually rubbed one out which I stroked up and down, then realised it was covered in jizz artefacts. Duh. You can see the JPG version here.

I then shrunk the GIF to actual size, making it a 64x64 avatar. I did some alterations using the penis and this jizzpig was the result:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/irocz0r/tree2.jpg

I made some more changes and saved it as a 1-bit jizz, which you can see here:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/irocz0r/tree3.jpg

Then made some more changes:

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/irocz0r/tree4.jpg

And finally there is the version which I am currently using as my avatar. Shown here:

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http://www.ls1gto.com/forums/customavatars/avatar28021_1.gif

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13/irocz0r/buttsex2.jpg

Post 2 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
Deleted Member	Brilliant! You should be a graphic designer!

Post 3 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
Fragdieb2 Avatar is missing! Joined: Mar '03 Posts: 1,784	If only the search would work and I could find the original tree avatar thread by Ben Cerbera Millard ... ------------------ -temporary placeholder for a new cool signature-

Post 4 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	forums.gtazz.com/topic/3431/ It's still a great laugh to read. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 5 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	Maindrian wrote: forums.gtazz.com/topic/3431/ It's still a great laugh to read. What the fuck! Clearly this guy is ripping off my idea retroactively. Strange I know, but that's the only logical explanation. ------------------

Post 6 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	Knott brings up Cerbera on a regular basis and we end up checking his blog thing. It's amazingly sad and trivial. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 7 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	Maindrian wrote: Knott brings up Cerbera on a regular basis and we end up checking his blog thing. It's amazingly sad and trivial. Personally I'd say it's pretty sad and trivial that you guys still get some sick entertainment from making fun of some guy with Asperger's that you haven't heard from in years. ------------------

Post 8 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	Hahaha, what is this topic then? Also, I should point out, I barely ever interacted with the guy in any capacity on this board. He was just there, some guy, didn't care much. Then, one day I start reviewing cars for Azz, and along with that comes certain... Perks. Perks like being able to view the secret porn forums. Being able to view them at a time when Cerbera has just been made a mod and is writing up amazing lists of proposed changes and guidelines for other mods to follow. It was mindblowing to witness. Then his mum got involved. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

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Posted January 28th, 2011

Maindrian
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Hahaha, what is this topic then?

Also, I should point out, I barely ever interacted with the guy in any capacity on this board. He was just there, some guy, didn't care much. Then, one day I start reviewing cars for Azz, and along with that comes certain... Perks. Perks like being able to view the secret porn forums. Being able to view them at a time when Cerbera has just been made a mod and is writing up amazing lists of proposed changes and guidelines for other mods to follow. It was mindblowing to witness.

Then his mum got involved.

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Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 9 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	Maindrian wrote: Hahaha, what is this topic then? I don't know what you're talking about. This topic is about a drawing about a tree I saw in my dream. I don't know why you guys aren't taking my art seriously. Here are some sad numbers for y'all: Quote: Site Information for projectcerbera.com * Alexa Traffic Rank: 1,328,146 Quote: Site Information for gtazz.com * Alexa Traffic Rank: 6,011,971 ------------------

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Posted January 28th, 2011

ameer
cunt smasher!

Joined: Feb '03
Posts: 3,063

Maindrian wrote:

Hahaha, what is this topic then?

I don't know what you're talking about. This topic is about a drawing about a tree I saw in my dream. I don't know why you guys aren't taking my art seriously.

Here are some sad numbers for y'all:

Quote:

Site Information for projectcerbera.com

* Alexa Traffic Rank: 1,328,146

Quote:

Site Information for gtazz.com

* Alexa Traffic Rank: 6,011,971

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Post 10 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
Deleted Member	Maindrian wrote: Hahaha, what is this topic then? This is what I think of this thread:

Post 11 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	So it's a Cerbera thread. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 12 \| New	Posted January 28th, 2011
RunYaSneakers does this thing work? Joined: May '03 Posts: 401	That dude was strange. ------------------

Post 13 \| New	Posted January 29th, 2011
2na Beans, eating it! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: -97,249	He once went a week without a shower. ------------------ I hope you like me and I fit in with your life.

Post 14 \| New	Posted January 31st, 2011
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	Maindrian wrote: Also, I should point out, I barely ever interacted with the guy in any capacity on this board. He was just there, some guy, didn't care much. Then, one day I start reviewing cars for Azz, and along with that comes certain... Perks. Perks like being able to view the secret porn forums. Being able to view them at a time when Cerbera has just been made a mod and is writing up amazing lists of proposed changes and guidelines for other mods to follow. It was mindblowing to witness. Then his mum got involved. I vaguely remember hearing about Cerbera's mom. Don't exactly remember what it was all about. Haha, and I can imagine how dumbfounding it must have been to see him go on about changes to forum policy. If he takes charting his showering habits so seriously, I would hate to see how serious he gets about guidelines. ------------------

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Posted January 31st, 2011

ameer
cunt smasher!

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Maindrian wrote:

Also, I should point out, I barely ever interacted with the guy in any capacity on this board. He was just there, some guy, didn't care much. Then, one day I start reviewing cars for Azz, and along with that comes certain... Perks. Perks like being able to view the secret porn forums. Being able to view them at a time when Cerbera has just been made a mod and is writing up amazing lists of proposed changes and guidelines for other mods to follow. It was mindblowing to witness.

Then his mum got involved.

I vaguely remember hearing about Cerbera's mom. Don't exactly remember what it was all about. Haha, and I can imagine how dumbfounding it must have been to see him go on about changes to forum policy. If he takes charting his showering habits so seriously, I would hate to see how serious he gets about guidelines.

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Post 15 \| New	Posted January 31st, 2011
Maindrian Anti-Hero Deluxe Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 2,501 Type: Moderator	One day, I guess the mod forum would be open to all to read, then you too could share in the glory of unlimited porn, moderation discussion and faintly dull political bickering. About Cerbera's mum, I seem to recall (can't be arsed to go and check) that people were going along with it, right up until Needles suddenly posts something like; "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS." Then, Cerbera reversed one of Needles' bans and that's where it seriously kicked off. ------------------ Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

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Posted January 31st, 2011

Maindrian
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One day, I guess the mod forum would be open to all to read, then you too could share in the glory of unlimited porn, moderation discussion and faintly dull political bickering.

About Cerbera's mum, I seem to recall (can't be arsed to go and check) that people were going along with it, right up until Needles suddenly posts something like; "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS." Then, Cerbera reversed one of Needles' bans and that's where it seriously kicked off.

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Maindrian and Touge's videos of vague annoyance - Est. 2007

Post 16 \| New	Posted January 31st, 2011
Azz the barbarian. grrr Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 1,785 Type: Administrator	He was a little odd, but then who isn't in this place? The rules were a little ott as I recall. I've always taken the approach of moderation through apathy. On the few occasions it did get out of control here I was so annoyed at actually having to do something the ban hammer was weilded with wild abandon. ------------------ azz.gouranga.com est. 1998 (I am oldskoolier than joo)

Post 17 \| New	Posted January 31st, 2011
That Shit Touge ^____________^;; Joined: Jun '03 Posts: 3,838	He was a complete dick and his life makes absolutely fascinating reading. I genuinely believe he will be responsible for a horrendous crime at some point in his life, moreso than me. ------------------ STORY OF MY LIFE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

Post 18 \| New	Posted February 1st, 2011
ameer cunt smasher! Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,063	I always thought Cerbera was a nice guy, just with some mental condition that greatly retarded his social skills. ------------------

Post 19 \| New	Posted February 1st, 2011
That Shit Touge ^____________^;; Joined: Jun '03 Posts: 3,838	So was John Gacy. ------------------ STORY OF MY LIFE: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16

Post 20 \| New	Posted February 1st, 2011
Needles Drinks Fucking Tea! Joined: Jan '99 Posts: 2,239 Type: Moderator	Cerb was dropped on the head as a child. Plus he was a stinking n00b. AND a complete fucking maniac when it came to this place. He liked that Kent:Paul retard. I stopped moderating because of him, but you cant keep the king down. I think I might go ban him, just because I can :D Needles ------------------ Drink Tea Anonymous wrote: Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England. (note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)

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Posted February 1st, 2011

Needles
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Cerb was dropped on the head as a child. Plus he was a stinking n00b. AND a complete fucking maniac when it came to this place. He liked that Kent:Paul retard. I stopped moderating because of him, but you cant keep the king down. I think I might go ban him, just because I can :D

Needles

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Drink Tea
Anonymous wrote:

Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England.

(note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)

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