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Posted May 23rd, 2003. Updated May 23rd, 2003
Needles
Drinks Fucking Tea!

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Right, understand this, Nova's are shit... plain and simple!

BUT... A Metro is A COLLOSUS OF THE ROAD!
I know this becuase I used to have one when I first started driving. And I shall challenge any young upstart who may dare tarnish my reputation and knowledge of the motoring word...

There are very very few people on these boards who have been driving as long as I have (WITH A FULL FUCKING LEGAL BRITISH UK LISCENCE) and have driven a Metro.

Its a simple solution and answer that Nova's are shit... I didn't even lower myself by even getting into one. I mean, I had a bonafide COLLOSUS OF THE ROAD!!!!

My advice, dont get Punto's... Cant stand the bugger anymore... I want a Metro... or another  Rover 25... One of them anyways!

Shit, I almost forgot, Drink tea, it helps with the digestive tract, increases fertility, makes you a better driver and makes all the ladies like you!
DRINK TEA!

Needles

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Anonymous wrote:
Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England.
(note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)
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Posted May 23rd, 2003
Mewish
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Another big win for tea!

Tea gives you good breath!

~Mewish - Member of the NAAT (National Organization for the Advancement of Tea)
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Posted May 23rd, 2003
Alfadog
beats eating it

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Mmmm... I just had a brilliant thought.

Lemon tea.

Seriously, it's got to be the most superior thing you can consume ever, in the whole world, in fact probably the whole universe.

think about it...

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Posted May 23rd, 2003
GtAkReYz
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I heard some rumours that that one has already been created, but I'm not sure. Some company called Freeze Tea, Cube Tea, or something like that... Or was it mango?

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Posted May 23rd, 2003
Alfadog
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Yea it does exist, but I mean, when was the last time you had a cup?

It's an unappreciated orgasm in a mug

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Posted May 23rd, 2003
GtAkReYz
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Actually, I had one a couple of weeks ago or something... ;D

Seriously though, it is a good drink every once in a while. And it mustn't be against any christian rule, an acceptable sin for the christian ppl. Mehehe!

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Posted May 23rd, 2003
paul
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Metro's aren't bad, I've only ever driven one, a little 1100, I found it was a little sluggish in the lower gears (like that car with the horse in it) but it's still better than a N*va.

As for Rover 25s, I learnt to drive in one of those, so can't argue with them, nice to drive, stiff gearbox in the one I had though (I blame it on people riding the clutch!).

What's your current wheels Mr Needles?

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Posted May 23rd, 2003
Needles
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Fiat Punto... w reg... Just over 10,000 miles if anyone wants to buy the bastard!

Needles

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Drink Tea
Anonymous wrote:
Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England.
(note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)
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Posted May 23rd, 2003
Icey
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If you want to sell something, it's usually best not to call it "shit" previously!  :!  :]  :!  :]

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Posted May 23rd, 2003
Elxxy
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Who cares about cars? Tea is good and it helps me relax!
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Posted May 24th, 2003
Neo
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Poor misguided brits, i really pity you.

If you were Australian you would realise that they both suck...

Oh, and drink tea!

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Posted May 24th, 2003
groovealex
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I drove an MG Metro GT and it was shit off a shovel, and was pretty cheap to insure too. Just a bit rusty is all.
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Posted May 24th, 2003
Kyle Jones
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Tea is good stuff.
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Posted May 24th, 2003
Peril
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I have made a resolution to drink tea at least four times a week, as a rule.

And Metro > Nova. :Y

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Posted May 24th, 2003
Lobster Martin
hi

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I smashed our (it belonged to me and a friend) metro up :P

they suck, face it.
 :P
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Posted May 25th, 2003
Needles
Drinks Fucking Tea!

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Peril...I dont know what you were getting at weith the > but I drink tea over 4 times a morning, let alone a week son!

You cant beat a metro,they rule...
Dont get a Punto, they are a shower of shite!
Get a  Rover 25... I want another!

Still, Get something that works...

Needles

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Drink Tea
Anonymous wrote:
Banning people is not the only job of an admin. All i've seen from you is that: A ) Anyone who does not share your views over things is wrong and therefore must be banned, and B ) You are completely biased towards England.
(note the views expressed by Needles are not necessarily shared by the Gouranga! Forums staff and sometimes we've never heard of him guv honest, he just loiters around a bit making the place look untidy. your Honour.)
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