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Posted September 14th, 2003
Azz
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Because of his latest in a long line of slurs against my vicious eyebrows I've had illspirit summarily executed and tortured. In retrospect might have been more productive to torture first, but we all live n learn. *slants eyebrows*.

So what does this nastiness mean? Well there's an empty chair at the evil mastermind's table, a free spot at the trough, or indeed a vacancy for a new staff member at GTAzz.

For those who didn't know illspirit (RIP) did the GTA3 and Vice City reviews for us. And a darn fine job he did too. But needs must.

So if you play GTA3 and Vice, know a little bit about what makes a good 3D model and are quickwitted enough to avoid a trip to the firing squad then drop me a line or post a comment and we'll talk. Soon preferably, the waiting list is growing as I type.

Oh and if anyone has a seance in the near future be sure to thank ill from me for all his hard work and general naughtiness in the name of the evil empire.

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Posted September 14th, 2003
Mark
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I'd like the spot, but i'm sure that there a people alot better than me out there.

Damn, i shouldn't of said that...
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Posted September 14th, 2003
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    		No your right, you should'nt of said that...
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    Posted September 14th, 2003
    The Humungous
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    		I'll take the position, although it would be nice if sum1 else would review my cars. But if having unrated cars is a requirement of the job. Then it's a sacrefice i'm willing to make.

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    Posted September 14th, 2003
    Fordy
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    		Id like to see someone like dup doing the job, he has good knowledge of cars, is witty (as required) and he doesnt make loads of cars.  Vote dup!! W00t!

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    Posted September 15th, 2003
    Mark
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    		Fordy On 14/09/2003 @ 16:36:35 wrote:
    Vote dup!! W00t!


    I agree with you there. Allthough a recent sighting of Schu has changed my "Outlook" on things recently.
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    Posted September 16th, 2003
    Forelli_Boy
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    		I'd like to try my hand at reviewing cars, and I don't have to worry about my cars (if I ever finish any) being unrated because I can just have them reviewed by the people in the forums and comment fields. XD

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    Posted September 18th, 2003. Updated September 19th, 2003
    Mademan
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    		hey, what about me? I quit reviewing and I didn't even get a mention. I guess no one really does car about GTA2 anymore...

    But I'd be most happy to review 3D cars. I'm no master at making them (still stuck in chapter 2), but I do know what looks good and what doesn't, what's been converted and what hasn't and the usual faults like normals and the like.
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    Posted September 18th, 2003. Updated September 18th, 2003
    Mademan
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    		whoops, sorry about the double posting. IE's going schizo on me right now (not to mention Norton Firewall and Auto Protect)
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    Posted September 18th, 2003. Updated September 23rd, 2003
    Jecht
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    Posted September 18th, 2003
    2na
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    		Jecht On 18/09/2003 @ 04:45:44 wrote:
    ?life just doesnt get better?
                                        :z


    Possibly the best first post of a noob ever,  Amazing.

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    Posted September 22nd, 2003
    Jecht
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    		:#@ The Comet is the best car in Vice, as a normal road car. The Trial bike is the worst bike in Vice, DO YOU WANT ME TO COMPARE???!!! :#@

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    Posted September 22nd, 2003
    2na
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    		Nice reviewing skills there, now I know the inside details of these two fan-fucking-tastic cars, that rockstar made,  Your suburb caps use blew me away, and not to mention the 2 smiles used at the beginning and then end, even though they are portraying the same emotion, it was needed because by the time I had finished reading your post I had forgot the current mood, you sir are some type of god.

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    Posted September 23rd, 2003
    Delfi
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    		i can offer gta3 / vc car reviewing :)

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    Posted September 24th, 2003
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      		Like more people I'd like to do it as well.
      But I was wondering how much time it costs, so that I can count on that. I have a study too.
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      Posted September 29th, 2003. Updated September 29th, 2003
      Mademan
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      		Delfi, stop barging in and making everyone look bad. Get back to work!
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      Posted September 29th, 2003
      Delfi
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      		Mademan On 29/09/2003 @ 02:21:19 wrote:
      Delfi, stop barging in and making everyone look bad. Get back to work!

       
      SIR! YES! SIR!
       
      Immidiately SIR!

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      Posted September 30th, 2003
      Mademan
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      		That's right.  ;)
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      Posted September 30th, 2003
      The Humungous
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      		Can someone just get the job please, i want my cars reviewed!!!!

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      Posted September 30th, 2003
      Azz
      the barbarian. grrr

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      		Yeah sorry about that, lots of people said they were interested then I kind of didn't do anything about it.

      I'll email the interested parties with a motor, then if they're still interested they can reply with a review and I'll pick the best. I would look for outside help judging, but meh, it's much more fun weilding almighty power. bwuhahaha

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