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Post 61 \| New	Posted May 31st, 2004
steelandiron Joined: May '04 Posts: 15	my favorite is "Ya ever eaten squirrell, thats fine eaten?" by a old guy with a glasses

Post 62 \| New	Posted June 10th, 2004
Paul,Kent The Creature Willum Joined: Mar '04 Posts: 475 Type: Banned	When you pull the guy out of the Spand Ex car in the Jury Fury mission, he sometimes says: Do I get killed as well? In a very enthousiastic voice. I decided to accept his proposal

Post 63 \| New	Posted June 10th, 2004
Fox RV Driver Joined: Dec '03 Posts: 341	just out of curiosity.. the girl in blue bikini does she say.. "im still a baby please!" or do i need a hearing test? ------------------ Hey get back here with my bagel! I wasent waving you across, I was flipping you off!

Post 64 \| New	Posted June 17th, 2004. Updated June 17th, 2004
Deleted Member	I liked it when i started running over every one and some old lady said "you youn people dont got no respect for your elders". She said that calmly before yelling and running off. However i was once real confused when i was driving through an all men construction site and one off them sudenly looked up and said "Oh No, i'v lost my cherry". Sort of odd

Post 65 \| New	Posted June 17th, 2004
Skyline)(TREME Who wants to know?? Joined: Jun '04 Posts: 151 Type: Banned	I like when the old woman says DavidDiablo2 is a gay mother fucker!! ------------------

Post 66 \| New	Posted June 18th, 2004
Elxxy <3 you Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 1,337	Hey, I think that's his mummy.

Post 67 \| New	Posted June 20th, 2004
Skyline)(TREME Who wants to know?? Joined: Jun '04 Posts: 151 Type: Banned	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ------------------

Post 68 \| New	Posted July 9th, 2004
Deleted Member	Only funny in context: I couldn't stop laughing when I crested a hill and flattened a construction worker. He was facing me, and said, "What the fu-?!", getting cut off in perfect timing to my landing on him. (GTA:VC) Not really a comment, but in GTA3 the fire truck got stuck. I shot it with a shotgun until it caught fire, then the firemen got out and ran around screaming until it blew up and killed them. The image of the firemen running around in full gear, waving their arms in the air and screaming like little girls while their truck was burning in the background was priceless.

Post 68 | New

Posted July 9th, 2004

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Only funny in context: I couldn't stop laughing when I crested a hill and flattened a construction worker. He was facing me, and said, "What the fu-?!", getting cut off in perfect timing to my landing on him. (GTA:VC)

Not really a comment, but in GTA3 the fire truck got stuck. I shot it with a shotgun until it caught fire, then the firemen got out and ran around screaming until it blew up and killed them. The image of the firemen running around in full gear, waving their arms in the air and screaming like little girls while their truck was burning in the background was priceless.

Post 69 \| New	Posted July 10th, 2004
mobman connected guy Joined: May '04 Posts: 39	Gd! We've got liars here! I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure any of the GTAs did not say 'fuck'. But my favorite sayings are... When an ambulance hit me, then Tommy goes, "Get off the Gddamn road, please." From GTA3, "My mother's my sister!" And a classic "ASSHOLE!" from GTA2 ------------------ -Mobman

Post 70 \| New	Posted July 10th, 2004
Deleted Member	mobman wrote: G*d! We've got liars here! I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure any of the GTAs did not say 'fuck'. No lie - I have a witness. And he didn't say, "fuck", he said, "fu-" (cut off before the word completed). That's how it's recorded, the cutting off had nothing to do with me hitting him - it was just a perfect coincidence. (I've heard the line in other situations, like when pulling a guy out of his car, too.) I'm using the PC version, maybe this comment isn't in all versions. It's even possible that we misheard the line - is there some other "What the xxx?!" line in GTA:VC?

Post 70 | New

Posted July 10th, 2004

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mobman wrote:

G*d! We've got liars here! I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure any of the GTAs did not say 'fuck'.

No lie - I have a witness. And he didn't say, "fuck", he said, "fu-" (cut off before the word completed). That's how it's recorded, the cutting off had nothing to do with me hitting him - it was just a perfect coincidence. (I've heard the line in other situations, like when pulling a guy out of his car, too.)

I'm using the PC version, maybe this comment isn't in all versions.

It's even possible that we misheard the line - is there some other "What the xxx?!" line in GTA:VC?

Post 71 \| New	Posted July 12th, 2004
Deleted Member	You can look but you cant touch

Post 72 \| New	Posted July 12th, 2004
Fragdieb2 Avatar is missing! Joined: Mar '03 Posts: 1,784	Red Valdez, can you please use a smaller avatar pic? It's disturbing the whole optics of the board. ------------------ -temporary placeholder for a new cool signature-

Post 73 \| New	Posted July 12th, 2004
Deleted Member	sorry i don't know how to make it smaller

Post 74 \| New	Posted July 19th, 2004
Deleted Member	my fav would be the guy in the raido that says:armidillo is good eatin, it's like a lobster, but you can run over it an' eat it! its not really a ped comment, but i like it very much

Post 75 \| New	Posted July 23rd, 2004
telecustom73 In love with the modern world Joined: Mar '04 Posts: 86	I now have a new one: "DA-YAM MAAAN!" - vc ------------------

Post 76 \| New	Posted July 24th, 2004
Deleted Member	A couple that haven't been mentioned yet: I like when the police officer is chasing you and he says, "I am an officer of the law!" but the way he says it is all pitiful. And sometimes when I bump into women on the street (the woman with the purple outfit, I think), they'll say, "Will you be my friend?" This isn't a pedestrian comment, but I like in the Farewell Ranch commercial when the old guy says, "My prostate!"

Post 76 | New

Posted July 24th, 2004

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A couple that haven't been mentioned yet:

I like when the police officer is chasing you and he says, "I am an officer of the law!" but the way he says it is all pitiful.

And sometimes when I bump into women on the street (the woman with the purple outfit, I think), they'll say, "Will you be my friend?"

This isn't a pedestrian comment, but I like in the Farewell Ranch commercial when the old guy says, "My prostate!"

Post 77 \| New	Posted July 28th, 2004
Paul,Kent The Creature Willum Joined: Mar '04 Posts: 475 Type: Banned	Buying food: Olé amigo...vaya con beef. My life is meaningless...

Post 78 \| New	Posted November 11th, 2004
trikkstah ;Did I say that out loud? Joined: Aug '03 Posts: 93	VC: I can't believe it's not posted yet, but when you go and have a little war with the cops, running around shooting at them, Tommy sometimes says: 'I did your wife, you poor bastard!' Always cracks me up ------------------ ------------------ - "No comment" visit my website (in dutch)

Post 79 \| New	Posted November 24th, 2004. Updated November 24th, 2004
Deleted Member	Hahaa.. I love the helicopter police in GTA3.. "Prepare to die! - Thats against regulations!" "Have you read the manual for this thing?!" "EAT LEAD!" "Gimmie that microphone!" "You are dead!" They say some other funny stuff too but I cant remember it all exactly.. In Vice I like it when I jack a car and Tommy says, calmly yet firmly: "I need this. Right now." May not seem all that funny, but to me it is.. cause I play him like a psycho lol.. after Ive like decapitated 20 people and blown up every vehicle in sight, its just strangely ironic to jack a car and say "I need this. Right now." I like the "I did your wife" one too.. and the "Youre not a cop, youre a robot!" Such a smartass.. Reminds me a little of another game that had Bruce Willis, and he says some really sarcastic stuff while blowing people up.. like with a flamethrower "Feel the burn, kid?!" or "OH you want some too!!" Hilarious Decided to play Vice again.. some pretty funny stuff happened, (at least funny to me).. I was just coming out of the hotel save area, stepped outside and saw a small riot on the sidewalk.. there were 6 or 7 peds all fighting eachother, and there were two dead cops in the middle of them all.. I tossed a gas grenade into the mob, a couple ran off and the rest died, and I got a wanted star. Cop runs up and I bat him to death, and get another star.. cops keep coming and I keep blowing them away, got up to 5 stars so I ran inside and shot at them through the doorway, blew up thier cars and stuff, used up most of my ammo.. went back to my room a minute after I killed them all, came back out and there were about 5 cop cars all on the stairs to the hotel, about a dozen cops on the porch with more on the sidewalk, and I used all my gas grenades and shotgun rounds and body armor, had like 50 health left, there was no way I was going to get out and avoid them all so I just walked out and got wasted. Then after I was already dead, a cop runs up to me and says "You are surrounded!!" Well DUH!

Post 79 | New

Posted November 24th, 2004. Updated November 24th, 2004

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Hahaa..

I love the helicopter police in GTA3..
"Prepare to die! - Thats against regulations!"
"Have you read the manual for this thing?!"
"EAT LEAD!"
"Gimmie that microphone!"
"You are dead!"
They say some other funny stuff too but I cant remember it all exactly..

In Vice I like it when I jack a car and Tommy says, calmly yet firmly:
"I need this. Right now."
May not seem all that funny, but to me it is.. cause I play him like a psycho lol.. after Ive like decapitated 20 people and blown up every vehicle in sight, its just strangely ironic to jack a car and say "I need this. Right now."

I like the "I did your wife" one too.. and the "Youre not a cop, youre a robot!"
Such a smartass.. Reminds me a little of another game that had Bruce Willis, and he says some really sarcastic stuff while blowing people up.. like with a flamethrower "Feel the burn, kid?!" or "OH you want some too!!"

Hilarious

Decided to play Vice again.. some pretty funny stuff happened, (at least funny to me).. I was just coming out of the hotel save area, stepped outside and saw a small riot on the sidewalk..

there were 6 or 7 peds all fighting eachother, and there were two dead cops in the middle of them all.. I tossed a gas grenade into the mob, a couple ran off and the rest died, and I got a wanted star. Cop runs up and I bat him to death, and get another star.. cops keep coming and I keep blowing them away, got up to 5 stars so I ran inside and shot at them through the doorway, blew up thier cars and stuff, used up most of my ammo.. went back to my room a minute after I killed them all, came back out and there were about 5 cop cars all on the stairs to the hotel, about a dozen cops on the porch with more on the sidewalk, and I used all my gas grenades and shotgun rounds and body armor, had like 50 health left, there was no way I was going to get out and avoid them all so I just walked out and got wasted.
Then after I was already dead, a cop runs up to me and says "You are surrounded!!"

Well DUH!

Post 80 \| New	Posted November 24th, 2004
Will Shovel Headed Kill Machine Joined: Feb '03 Posts: 3,473	Jefery, Zippy, George and Bungle wrote: And a classic "ASSHOLE!" from GTA2 Its from GTA, not 2.... Erm, probably "Gimme your wallet" from the GTA2 muggers, that was just classic. ------------------ -My site got deleted-

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