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Post 81 | New
Posted December 11th, 2004 | Cabbie's rule
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    		My fav comment has to be when the cabbie's say something like "hey man, get outta my office" or is it "hey man this is my office" Whatever it is cracks me up especially when they say it after you've started driving away.
    Post 82 | New
    Posted December 11th, 2004
    Paul,Kent
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    		I'd say: "I'll kick your ass" ( or something very similar) by the old golfer ladies.
    Post 83 | New
    Posted December 11th, 2004 | my fav ped comment
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      		The ladies w the red skirts:
      "Pleathers totally the new leather"
      "Oh I see you wanna lose your nads"
      "I'ma chop off your ba**s and shove 'em down your throat"
      -JUST LIKE THE GIRLS IN HIGH SCHOOL.

      The Ho's:
      "You think you like or something?"
      or  "I'm gonna break your ba**s" after you hit them.

      Random: "Damn! you stepped on my shines"
      "hey man watch the suit!"
      "dont make me use this" -TOMMY
      "cant believe that angry midget runs this place" -another one from Tommy.

      and above all: "PLASTIC CR*P, YOURE DOING THIS TO ME? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU PIECE OF PLASTIC S**T" from diaz before the boat mission.
      Post 84 | New
      Posted December 25th, 2004. Updated December 27th, 2004
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        		One of my favorites from VC:
        Group of gang members in Tommy's/Diaz's labyrinth and one of them breaks the silence saying "Where are we?" (I've also heard these in other parts of mansion)

        Another one in GTA 2: Those Elvis-fans in the street. When you bump into one he sometimes say "I told you he's alive." That makes me think does the character really look so much like Elvis. wink
        Post 85 | New
        Posted January 1st, 2005
        Toni Cippriani
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        		maverickllama wrote:
        ^i^ DaFFsta ^i^ On 08/07/2003 @ 10:37:18 wrote:
        ...in GTA3 or VC, maybe its in a diff game but someone says

        "Wheres My Damn School"

        That's in GTA3. I don't remember who says it.

        the gay black dude(construction worker)

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        Post 86 | New
        Posted January 1st, 2005. Updated January 1st, 2005
        Toni Cippriani
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        		my favorate one is;
        leone mobster:"ill kill ya tough guy","your dead","sauce is really red like blood",all of its dialouge

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        Post 87 | New
        Posted February 24th, 2005
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          		Homeless guy (torn shirt, barefoot)
          “Get your head outta your ass!” SFX07499
          Carjacker (Brown leather coat, red shirt, comes out @ night:
          “Stupid piece a' yuppie trash!” SFX05039
          SWAT officer deployed from heli
          “OH! AHH! OH my dayng hands!”  [SFX03285]
          Also like the lines like
          Just open up and say OUCH! (actually first heard this during the FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT cheat.
          Post 88 | New
          Posted February 25th, 2005
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            		I was just following a police officer (racking up some Good Citizen Bonuses, come 07:00 it's back to normal, lawless stuff) when a car turned a corner, zoomed past and he yelled “YOU FILTHY CRIMINAL! YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW!" OK, the car was a Police car!
            Post 89 | New
            Posted March 28th, 2005
            NewNVC
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            		I've had some pretty funny coincidental "strings" of ped comments, like"

            [Fartguy] FART! Oh that's nasty!
            [Surfer] ?Who farted?"
            [Surfer 2] "That's some stinky stuff!"

            [Woman in white, short black hair] "I tried taking my pants off over my head!"
            [Mexican Guy] "That is way to extreme!"

            [Surfer] "Look at those big bazookas, man!"
            [Ho] "Geez my tits you a$$hole!"

            =with VCPR on=
            [Old, rich guy] "Where in hell is my yacht?!"
            [Pastor Richards] "Shall I send him to hell?"
            Post 90 | New
            Posted April 4th, 2005. Updated May 9th, 2005
            NewNVC
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            		New ones:

            "Valley Girl" (Pink clothes, sunglasses, same polymodel as Ms. Dawson in the "Waste the Wife" assassination mission) after getting hit in vehicle)

            You like totally totalled my car!

            One of the black ho's:
            [Female voice] The name's Pearl.
            [male voice] But I used to be Brian!

            [SFX05343]

            Yes, same person says it. Heard it several times.
            Post 91 | New
            Posted May 5th, 2006. Updated May 8th, 2006
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              		In gta san andreas a ped driver says ''you're like my asshole, always holdin' up shit.'' Mostly in Los Santos
              Post 92 | New
              Posted May 7th, 2006
              shorty
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              		GTA3: "Kiss my ass!" funny, since he has no obvious reason for shouting this.

              GTA VC: "You got a big head, dumbo!"  "Somebody should hit you in the head with a brick!" "Yuppie bashing should be legal."
              Post 93 | New
              Posted May 8th, 2006. Updated May 8th, 2006
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                		FUCKED UP POST HERE  confused dead
                Post 94 | New
                Posted May 8th, 2006
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                  		gta3 - the guy in checked blue shirt with sunglasses who says '' carpet muncher''.
                  Or anything the english guy in gta3 says ''get your hands off my arse'' when car-jacking him
                  Post 95 | New
                  Posted May 14th, 2006
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                    		hmmm. that gta2 elvis thing sounds like what the newspapers in gta3 reference to, maybe. "zombie elvis found" or something similar.

                    i cant remember all the things they say... lots of funny stuff...

                    "hey, you like my watch?" -guy i highjacked driving a patriot
                    "my car is better than yours!" -same patriot guy
                    "they don't care about MY welfare." -old lady in shoreside vale

                    lol random guys at university who yell "COCKS RULE!"
                    i only realized recently that the other team is called the beavers lol

                    has anyone thought to record the gay builders and string the stuff they say together? that would be pretty funny if you could get the whole song out of that.

                     none
                    Post 96 | New
                    Posted May 26th, 2006
                    NewNVC
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                    		Some SA ones

                    the indian "FartGuy", red plaid shirt
                    "Here it comes!" [FARRRRRT!]
                    [FART!] "My ass is stinking!"
                    [FART!] "My wife will hit me in bed" (or "will hate me in bed")
                    Unintelligible, untill he says ASS in a high pitched voice.

                    "DJ" -Red pants, red hat, bling, mainly in SA
                    ==after approaching a dead body==
                    "HOLY REMIX!"
                    "Bless my diamond stylus!"
                    Post 97 | New
                    Posted June 1st, 2006. Updated June 2nd, 2006
                    Murgadroid
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                    		Personally, I find the cops' comments when chasing Tommy to be some of the funniest..
                    "I've got a head shot!"
                    No you haven't, I have. XD

                    [edit:] "I just came back from the doctor, I'm clean!"
                    And   "I'm so frickin' lost it's not even funny.."

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                    Post 98 | New
                    Posted June 26th, 2006. Updated June 30th, 2006
                    shorty
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                    		I love how some guy says, "come on pal, I don't wanna to suck you!", from Liberty City Stories (ps2).  laugh  laugh  laugh  laugh
                    Post 99 | New
                    Posted July 10th, 2006
                    NewNVC
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                    		Another from the DJ guy

                    [commenting to an obese CJ]

                    When you back up the people say BEEP!
                    Post 100 | New
                    Posted July 18th, 2006
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                    		* senor dickhead , its no problem to kill you *  by colombian cartel guys

                    iand i like a quote from Sa , i blew up some vehicles and some guy said * i cant even masturbate no more *


                    but most of all i like vice city pedestrian comments
                    here are my favorites from vice city :


                    -yo , you know where i am ?
                    -who brought us here ?
                    -im late to my husbands funeral !
                    -wow , i have died and gone to heaven
                    -i didnt expect to see you here
                    -its a free country now move !

                    some of the cop quotes make me laugh too * i beat you for this ! * ,* get outta the  way , its an  official police business ! *


                    and i killed a haitian , then ambulance came and after ambulance brought  the haitian back to life he said  * i would  have come back anyway !

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