gone to the roof

JJHW · 2005-05-09 15:16:01

Here here...

Rhymes with beer, hmmm...

*Cracks open beer*

alley whoop · 2005-05-09 16:00:48

Hey Guys *calling up towards the roof*

Theres a guy here from building regulations. He wants to know who owns this 'roof', who built it, did you have planning permission and when can he come round to check it for Asbestos. He's also asking if you want to buy any double glazing!?!?

scully · 2005-05-09 16:11:21

Needles wrote:

I'm pinning it just because it was so fucking magnificent and will continue to be fucking ace!
Needles

Thanks Needles.

Let me warm up the kettle for you. :tea:

Will · 2005-05-09 16:34:26

Ah, the days are here again.
*Brings golschlager*
*Brings pot*

Is that bong still about up here?

Needles · 2005-05-09 16:48:42

*appears*
*raptous applause leading to a standing ovation* (sorry J, but its too good)
*brings the Jager*
*Brings the Ice*
*Brings the Cohibas*
*Brings the pole dancers*

I am the Needles, and I know what a partay needs!
Oh, and as the man keeping the roof safe and healthy, Anyone that has not had a shower in 2 days is getting thrown off!

Needles

Will · 2005-05-09 21:04:52

Thank God I had one today when I woke up...

Has anyone cleaned out the Wang Tent yet?

RunYaSneakers · 2005-05-10 04:17:37

alley whoop wrote:

Hey Guys *calling up towards the roof*
Theres a guy here from building regulations. He wants to know who owns this 'roof', who built it, did you have planning permission and when can he come round to check it for Asbestos. He's also asking if you want to buy any double glazing!?!?

Invite him up, we'll throw his ass on the grill.

Richard Zurawski · 2005-05-10 09:38:47

Will wrote:

Thank God I had one today when I woke up...
Has anyone cleaned out the Wang Tent yet?

What kind of dumb question is that? Of course not, no one wants to touch it.

*makes a molotov out of a half full whiskey bottle*
*throws molotov at the tent*
*Sets up a new tent in the corner*
*returns to scottish whiskey*

Will · 2005-05-10 17:49:39

Near enough I guess...

*throws some steaks on the barby*
*opens a can of beer*

Anyone want one?

JJHW · 2005-05-10 18:06:40

Sorry to break the mood, but my life sucks atm... GCSEs in a month, I'm not too confident... And I've just found out one of my friends doesn't like me...

That Shit Touge · 2005-05-10 20:54:03

Don't worry, I did shit at my GCSE's and now I get to shout at people down the phone for cold hard cash. And students are all cunts.

Needles · 2005-05-10 22:04:26

JJHW wrote:

Sorry to break the mood, but my life sucks atm... GCSEs in a month, I'm not too confident... And I've just found out one of my friends doesn't like me...

Dont be such a whining teenager... Revise for your exams and you will shit all over them...

Now, as the law, I cannot abide any underage drinking... Anyone found doing so will be ejected!

Needles

-LoKi- · 2005-05-11 01:59:31

cheers for the beer.

i should be at work nailing ply and weather boards onto the side of a building, but i got a doctors certificate excusing me until the 13th, which is fucking ace because i get paid when i'm sick.

*opens his beer with his eye socket and sculls*

anyone up for some poker?

That Shit Touge · 2005-05-11 07:43:08

Needles wrote:

Now, as the law, I cannot abide any underage drinking... Anyone found doing so will be ejected!

Well, looks like it's just me, you, and probably about 2-3 others. More for us.

Knott · 2005-05-11 08:56:06

Good good, more for me then.

Maindrian · 2005-05-11 13:55:30

*unleashes mortar fire from own, cruelly ignored roof*

You motherfuckers! I had the fucking Beatles on as entertainment!

Knott · 2005-05-11 17:17:05

Since when did you have a roof?!

scully · 2005-05-12 15:58:14

Maindrian wrote:

*unleashes mortar fire from own, cruelly ignored roof*
You motherfuckers! I had the fucking Beatles on as entertainment!

Hey. No open flames, we have highly combustable alcohol up here.

Maindrian · 2005-05-12 20:20:23

You even bigger bunch of motherfuckers! What's with all the piratey shit?

*throws a ninja star*

JJHW · 2005-05-12 22:10:28

Har har! Ahoy!

Maindrian · 2005-05-12 23:02:38

*hurls a poisoned bowl of rice at JJ*

Graf Jezuz · 2005-05-12 23:07:51

Tits, the infamous roof is back?

*runs around like a fairy*

Someone hand me some food.

Will · 2005-05-13 00:17:17

*Hands over some pot cakes*

Hey, I stole all the cake mix for these... sorry... Either way, anyone want some?

Quit with the motar fire too! And that Ninja star is cool, although im not sure who I just had to jemmy it out of. Hehe.

Cerbera · 2005-06-14 09:55:34

*Starts planning a terrorist attack*

scully · 2005-06-14 15:38:52

Cerbera wrote:

*Starts planning a terrorist attack*

Don't tell me you're going into GTA forums with bombs strapped to your chest.

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