#1 2016-12-15 20:20:42

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This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

Fuckin gay ass dick suckin' motherfuckers.

Chris shows me this fly ass ride today:

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but says this shit is FOR FAGGOTS and only FOR ONLINE. Even says Cockstar is actively blocking spawning it in single player with HACKS.

What the fuck is this gay ass bullshit? What happened to modded GTA and also regular updates and/or a new game? (BTW it should definitely be in Houston) It's just that I'm not at all interested in online play. I just want new cars to crash into. Also the Cockstar social club is just the gayest.

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#2 2016-12-15 21:12:30

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

Just can't play Online anymore. Everything's so expensive and the only surefire way towards money that doesn't involve grinding FOREVER is the heists. Which, you know, kind of aren't that fun. Especially not when you're like, thirty seconds away from pulling off that big prison score when the dumb fucking cunt flying the plane suddenly can't figure out how to escape some police helicopters, flies in a circle for ten minuites and then quits out. Then you try it again and some other CUNT decides to quit as soon as you start.

My key to fun in GTA Online was this; I have voice chat turned on. I wait for the first person to use either the word "nigger" or the word "faggot" and they're my target for the next half an hour. Stalk them. Wait for just the right moment. Snipe them and listen to the resulting torrent of abuse. Drop them a text, like; "later babe", then leave.

CS:GO's voice chat is less shitty and obnoxious and soul destroying than GTA's.

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#3 2016-12-16 17:16:35

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

I'm starting to wonder if Rockstar is ever going to release at least a single player addon for GTA V again, Online is just so not my thing. I tried out Online for a bit when it was new and found out pretty much what Maindrian just described. Everybody else playing online is apparently a racist 12 year old who had sex with everybody else's mothers (despite still waiting for his voice to break) and totally incapable of doing anything in-game. I'm just trying to remember when I played any GTA part the last time and it seems like it was at least two years ago. Apart from that, I don't really have much time to play, so games for me need to be fun immediately, not hours of grind till you actually start having fun.


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#4 2016-12-16 18:06:36

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

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Go on adventures

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#5 2016-12-16 18:29:30

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

I am on adventures DT! Skyrim Special Edition's exactly what I'm playing now!

The writing is fucking terrible, mind you. I've come across so many stupid, stupid missions that don't make any sense.

Still, mods. I can see you're modding too, because I don't recognise the backpack and cape combo. I recommend "Clockwork", it's a housemod with a lovely story and a cool Dark Souls-esque dungeon crawl to go with it. Falskaar and Forgotten City are great as well.

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#6 2016-12-16 18:50:38

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I've got 150+ mods in there, mate.  That backpack comes with the  camping mod and frostfall. Playing on hardcore survival so gotta keep warm with capes and fur and hunt for food to continue adventuring plus carrying capacity is reduced by 200 so as to save those long hours of inventory management.

Forgotten city is installed but haven't started it yet. That armory looks great, man. I'm playing a vampire battle mage dark elf tho. Hadn't played the dlcs on the previous version so I'm pretty darn hooked.

Bdw there's a mod that rephrases quest descriptions. Might help.

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#7 2016-12-16 20:11:06

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

Of course, Frostfall! I have that in my load order along with Campfire, but I decided I'd leave them deactivated and save them for a later playthrough. Regarding the quest objectives, I have one called "The Choice is Yours", where you can basically tell people to fuck off if you don't like the mission and it doesn't go into your quest log until you decide you want to take it on. Saves quite a lot of irritation, but still don't like the writing overall.

My New Vegas and Morrowind load orders are similar to your Skyrim one. I do have a hell of an addiction to modding up Bethesda games.

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#8 2016-12-16 23:26:28

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

Every time I got online I wound up with a bounty and couldn't help but die every thirty seconds. Also the 'how-to' at the beginning was off-putting, considering I'd beat the campaign before then.

I just don't know why they can't release teh new cars with updates in single player. They did with that first big update like a gajillion years ago. All I want is to sit in my den, drink my Dos Equis and drive around with fancy new cars on my sexbox. Could be soooooo simple. Motherfuckers. Hell I might even think for a second or two about paying for it. I might not, because that was a fucking $60 game (no that was + the special edition + the preorder so I think it was like $100????) and it's bullshit to gouge for more content but STILL. It would be better than Cockstar Social Fucks.

EDIT - why can't I edit within a few seconds without it saying I edited? What happened to ninja edits?

EDIT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO -

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Maindrian and DEEPTHROAT together teehee!!!

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#9 2016-12-17 21:13:48

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

No, no, I'm sorry, that's BULLSHIT.

I wouldn't be seen dead in Windhelm.

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#10 2016-12-18 07:05:25

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

You sided with those fucking imperials?

There's this mod that offers different beginnings to the game. I straight away started with the dark brotherhood. Main quests be damned.

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#11 2016-12-18 19:15:34

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

Alternate Start: Live Another Life? Yes! I started the game in the midst of a shipwreck, 'twas most exciting.

But course I've not gone with the imperials. I hate both them and the Stormcloaks. I want everybody to die. Especially the fucking thieves guild. Bunch of twats.

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#12 2016-12-19 05:07:45

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

What the fuck man? I spent half my sunday battling those spooky gilded and plumbing those steam pipes. And still the damn machine won't work.

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#13 2016-12-19 05:24:08

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

I know, right? You do get sent back and forth quite a bit and it is a bit of a slog up and down, but it's well worth it in the end. That machine is a superb bit of kit.

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#14 2016-12-22 19:27:04

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Yes, finally it is done and it was worth the trouble. The castle is pretty loaded. Though I'm going to forcibly make some of the imperial soldiers at solitude to follow me and get them to hang out in the living quarters, add some life to it. Wouldn't want to end up like the previous owner now, would I? Those damned guilded spook me out.

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#15 2016-12-23 18:27:12

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

I'm glad you're liking it. I liked the plot very much, felt quite sad when I broke through into that hidden room and found the old owner on the bed. It's shocking how much better the writing in a lot of mods is compared to the main game. When you get it filled, do a few armory screenshots...

I'm now in Falskaar. I think the best and worst thing you can say about it is that it's... More Skyrim. Lots more land to explore, but also the same shitty mission structure and shoddy voice acting. I can see how this got the guy a job at Bungie doing designs for Destiny though.

If there's any justice in the world, the guys who made Clockwork and Forgotten City should both be working in the industry now.

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#16 2016-12-26 19:41:27

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I went straight into Forgotten city after coming back to skyrim.
The writing in both of these mods is commendable. Only wished they had run a bit more longer than they did.
In forgotten city, I investigated at least 10 people before having that AHA moment. Never could have suspected.

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#17 2016-12-27 16:42:21

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

I don't know who any of you people are any more.


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#18 2016-12-27 19:04:47

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

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I don't know who any of you people are any more.

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#19 2016-12-27 19:07:28

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

Don't ask me about my career - I've forgotten most of it.

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#20 2016-12-28 21:44:57

Maindrian
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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

OMFG, don't bother with Falskaar, holy shit, these dumb bastard characters.

*having just murdered an entire army*
"OH NO, THE VILLAIN AND A FEW MORE PEOPLE."
"YES IT IS I, THE VILLAIN, BECAUSE EVERYBODY SAYS I AM THE VILLAIN. ALSO I HAVE AN ANVIL ON MY SHOULDER. GIVE ME THE MCGUFFIN."
"OKAY, I WILL, I CAN'T WIN THIS FIGHT."
"HA HA HA PSYCHE. LATER LOSER."
*villain rides away with important thing, fight happens anyway*

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#21 2016-12-29 15:46:07

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

Maindrian wrote:
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I don't know who any of you people are any more.

LIES

moar liek

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#22 2016-12-30 06:28:46

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Re: This is some bullshit. Gay ass bullshit.

what the fuck is this shit

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