#1 2014-04-25 23:04:58

Maindrian
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The Lord

He stands alone, outside of everything, beyond the universe, radiating the purest of energies.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/bSTiJoX.jpg[/IMG]

Lord Dougman W. Godspeed surveys all he has created and sees that it is good. This realm is now perfect. It's time to PLUG IN.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FbAdvc0.jpg[/IMG]

He plays, sending out arcane, unearthly, wonderous melodies into the abyss. Every planet, every sentient being, every blade of grass hums pleasantly at his sound. They may not even hear it, but all feel his song. His fingers dance across the strings, his pick hand literally moving at the speed of light as he SHREDS A RIPPIN' SOLO.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/38MZbId.jpg[/IMG]

The Lord hits the highest note upon the great cosmic fretboard, holds it, sustains it. Bends the string. As he bends, his essence splits and he is many. As his index finger slides down the fretboard again, it also is twirling a drumstick the size of a comet trail and bouncing across another, even mightier fretboard. He is many, yet one with the music. He is the band, the whole band and nothing but the band.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kdfhmPz.jpg[/IMG]

The universe sighs orgasmically to his song, a crescendo of silent harmony, a chord as old as time and as young as a newborn. The song is his word.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nXJA41z.jpg[/IMG]

And his word is "Scorch."





























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#2 2014-04-25 23:20:04

deeepthroatgta6
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Re: The Lord

Who da fuck is this guy?

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#3 2014-04-25 23:59:23

Maindrian
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Re: The Lord

Who are any of us, really? Who are you? Who am I?

What is this \"life\"?

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#4 2014-04-26 14:56:59

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Re: The Lord

This is blasphemy and you know it, Adam. I'd have expected you to honor our One True God better than this.

FOR SHAME.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/lZFGXiS.jpg[/IMG]


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#5 2014-04-26 16:34:39

Knott
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Re: The Lord

Poor old Sibby, creeper that he is!
You know things have gone bad for him when he's being mocked by scorch.

Is this an old video? or have they been creeping on that poor stripper again hahaha. You would have thought she wouldn't be desperate enough to go on twice.


I can't belive you've done this.

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#6 2014-04-26 16:51:57

Maindrian
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Re: The Lord

Alas, the video is old.

I was discussing Scorch with Touge last night and he brought Gorgeous George into the conversation and we found out, to our mutual horror that George was still at it. We watched an episode. It didn't have any phone in segments. It was fucking horrid. The fat fuck couldn't even be bothered to show up on time for his own show. What a cretin.

They all look so unkempt and clammy.

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